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Below is a list of the most popular sayings used for my plaques. You can either choose one of these, in which case simply state the corresponding number, or you can send me one of your own. Click here to place an order. THANKYOU!

1.Caffeine levels dangerously low Approach with caution 2.working hard please interrupt at once 3.gone walking 4.busy mucking out please come see me 5.walking the dog 6.I have the body of a god……… Buddha 7.caution! Off duty mother disturb if emergency 8.this room is considered unsuitable for parental viewing and contains scenes of a distressing nature 9.go without a bra, it pulls the wrinkles out of your face 10.I don’t suffer from stress but I am a carrier 11.countless people have eaten here and most have gone onto lead normal lives 12. I have PMT and a handgun, any questions? 13.I wanted a stable relationship-so I got a horse 14.Until I was 13 I thought my name was shutup 15.I always arrive late at work but I make up it by leaving early 16.in general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn’t danced in television 17. don’t take life seriously its not permanent 18. don’t be open minded your brain will fall out 19.everyone has a photographic memory some don’t have a film 20.baby sleeping please don’t ring the door bell 21.dirty washing found wandering around the house is a violation of the mother code 22.the wearing of boots or shoes beyond this point is a violation of the mother code 23.Gone to find a pub, I may be some time 24. Sleeping beauty-don’t bother walking in unless extremely rich or handsome 25.approach with caution- caffeine levels dangerously low 26.next mood swings…….6minutes 27.expect no response occupant of room is currently online 28.gone for some retail therapy, back when cured 29.warning ! Big sloppy kisses to any boys who dares enter this room 30.lip glossing, nail extending, mascara applying , hair straightening, shoe loving girl 31.im right he’s wrong end of story 32.please make yourself at home and clean the kitchen 33.I use to skinny dip- now I chunky dip 34.I cant have everything, where would I put it 35.Retirement is a time to look back with satisfaction, and a time to look ahead with anticipation. A time to fill each day with enjoyment 36.Retiring is not how we would describe you. We have a feeling that it is the beginning of another exciting chapter in your life. Whatever retirement means to you, may it bring greater personal fulfilment than you ever thought possible 37.don’t treat me any different than you would the queen 38.lord if you wont make me skinny, please make all my friends fat 39.just take life with a pinch of salt, a slice of lime & 2 shots of tequila 40.never let your man’s mind wander- it’s too little to be out alone 41.please excuse the mess……. The staff are at our other house 42. I think our children should have all the things we didn’t have…….. And then we will move in with them ! 43. Mirror , mirror on the wall, I am my mother after all 44. If god had meant me to touch my toes - he would have put chocolate on the floor! 45.When they passed out babies, you really cleaned up... and wiped up...and mopped up...and stayed up! 46.A brand new miracle.....to call your own! 47.Love brought you together As husband and wife And gave each of you A best friend for life 48.To a very special couple Who make a perfect pair This brings a wish for happinessIn the future you will share 49.It's only natural to become quieter as we grow older...It's not easy to talk and hold in your stomach at the same time!